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amdehais:

himapapaftw:

raccoonception:

shavingryansprivates:

the best 52 seconds in film history

oh my god

I CANT’ BREATEH WHAT ISTHIS…………………….

OHOHOHOHOHO

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Mar 11
zsuki:

5149eszter:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

He’s bread, Jim. nem bírom

zokogok :DDDDD

zsuki:

5149eszter:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

He’s bread, Jim. nem bírom

zokogok :DDDDD

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Suicide wolves

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Jan 17
salalalalaalala:

sure i would

salalalalaalala:

sure i would

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